Lion-O was his name, I wished he’d sit on MY mat!
After school I’d rush home to watch him on the box,
I was a little jealous of Cheetara coz she was quite a fox
I never fancied ginger boys but his hair seemed quite cool,
A wave of red which peaked at the top, God it made me drool!
Although his body was fully developed he had the mind of a child,
Manly yet vulnerable… a mix to drive me wild!
He was the coolest cat by far and I used to dream we’d marry,
Snarf would carry the ring, we’d be happy as Larry
Panthro would approve and think Lion-O had chosen well,
Although not technically a pussy the pairing would be swell
Willykit and Willykat would be my bestest friends,
A welcomed addition to the lair I’d give advice on human trends
Lion-O’s weapons were a Sword of Omens and an Enchanted Claw Shield,
He had the goods, he had the looks, surely this deal was sealed?
So every night when I went to bed I’d shine my torch into the sky,
I waited and waited but he never came… It used to make me cry!
I was angry with being ignored and crying myself to sleep,
So I ditched the torch and the boys and started dating Little Bo Peep!