Said simple Simon to the tradesman "let me have your ware"
Said the tradesman to simple Simon "show me first your penny"
Said simple Simon to the tradesman "if you want cash I ain’t got any!"
Simple Simon went a looking to catch the latest sale
He fought the others shoppers ripping remnants from the rail
He stamped his pin into the machine whilst paying on his card
Forgetting momentarily that his credit cards were barred
Simple Simon cursed as he was escorted to the door
A victim of consumerism he simply wanted more!